@iGreenBabe: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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@GrantTanaka: they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
@TheBigBatman: Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.