@Bdell1014: Twitter removed my tweet for whatever reason but here it is again
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@PattyArquette: Finally all the people in the White House are being polite. They are all running around saying "pardon me."
@mollzbenn: I told mom that my electric bill was only $22 last month and she said "Seems right for someone who sits in the dark and drinks alone every night." Would someone please tell her to stop owning me, I'm her daughter for God's sake.
@Reverend_Scott: Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween.