@JustaFunEscape: Twitter to me is like the Bermuda triangle. I don't know how I got here and I'm not even sure where "here" is.
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@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?
@LostFelicia: My grandma taught me it's okay to use the really bad words only when someone messes with family, or when a bird shits on your head.