@behindyourback: Twitter's fun because everyone's really cynical and snide about everything except *checks hand* ... wrestling? that can't be right
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@DannyZuker: I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage.
@7Osdeaky: you know there's a generation gap when kids are talking about tik tok and you realize they're not talking about the pop classic Tik Tok by Kesha released in 2009
@Not_James_Vogel: I'm a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off.