@ariscott: Twitter's original name was "Sentence Contest"
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@Daniel_Sloss: If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on...
@anjeanettec: The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid.
@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
@vineyille: I place my finger on the police officer's lips. "Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."