@IvankaTrump: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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@flavoredfetish: Crazy lady next to me forgot to take her meds, flipping out and shit. I hate seeing this. Just going to walk away from my mirror now.
@HousewifeOfHell: Two certain individuals today proclaimed me the worst mom ever because I took them to the dentist. I FORCED THEM TO HAVE TEETH. Like, OMG.