@PeaceInTruth1: Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid.
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@LMLMadness: Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap.
@Iwriteforcats: Me: How much should I spend on an engagement ring? Jeweler: 3 months salary on the stone. Me: *Duct tapes pile of Fruity Pebbles together.
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."