@PeaceInTruth1: Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid.
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@slimmy_shady: At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: "you have a dog?" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@shutupmikeginn: Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?
@ItsAndyRyan: Things I do to annoy my wife 1) Say 'bless yooou' in the same intonation as her 'Atchooo' 2) Sing "Little red corvette... the kind you find in a second-hand store" 3) Bring her an empty plate and say "Oh no, the pasta got too close to the anti-pasta!" TBC