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@myles_morrison: Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus.

I said "Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."

Two men came to the door asking if I’d found Jesus. 

I said “Hell no. I don’t want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home.”

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