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@ItsAndyRyan: "Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out"
"Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?"
"You've walked out of wife"

“Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out”
“Correct English is ‘you’ve run out of tea’. What else?”
“You’ve walked out of wife”

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