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@iTomFoolery: Two ninjas walk into a bar.
Or do they?
He's just not into EU
@david8hughes: [baby throws up all over the couch]
Cmon dude, I let you live here for free
@djdarrellripley: Him: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants.
Me: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit.
@Black__Elvis: WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF
@Love_bug1016: What, I'm Asian?
*slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks*
*buys a bonsai tree*