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@ItMightBeJimbo: Two seats open.
One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in.
The other by a wall outlet.

She'll find love in another man.

Two seats open.
One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in.
The other by a wall outlet.

She’ll find love in another man.

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