@Fuzzy_sue: Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind
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@Gen22: McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on.
@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.
@Angrea: You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy.