@Fuzzy_sue: Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind
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@kelkulus: The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
@thenatewolf: Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks "how loud is the vroom?" they ask "what's the vroomage?"
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal