@Mostly_Cheese: Cop: You’re driving on the wrong side of the road.
Driver: Sorry, I’m English.
Cop: (shouting) It’s the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?
@AimeeHelene1: A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face.
@UniqueDude2: ME: WOW! Bigfoot!
BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot
M: U call us Smallfoot?
BF: U have small feet
M: no, urs r big
BF: mine r normal
M: huh
BF: see ya
@Go2Slp: I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it.
@Reverend_Scott: Robin: "Please?"
Batman: "No."
"It's prom!"
"You can't drive the Batmobile!"
Alfred: "Can I? It's Bingo night."
Batman: *tosses keys*
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