@gerryhallcomedy: Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years.
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@Mostly_Cheese: Cop: You’re driving on the wrong side of the road. Driver: Sorry, I’m English. Cop: (shouting) It’s the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?
@UniqueDude2: ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya
@Go2Slp: I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it.