@mofrorock: "Two's company, three's a crowd" - people who've never seen a crowd
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@Sammy_Sega: BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says "he's not coming back"
@Tmoney68: The biggest lie in advertising is someone taking a bite of a hard shell taco & it not immediately exploding in their hands.
@refinedrednec: Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect.