@mofrorock: "Two's company, three's a crowd" - people who've never seen a crowd
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@santhonythomas: I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves.
@DadandBuried: I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone.
@ObscureGent: What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?