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@AristotlesNZ: Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was.

She txt back "He's naked on the couch".

I'm afraid to ask who..

Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo’s 1st day of school was.

She txt back “He’s naked on the couch”.

I’m afraid to ask who..

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