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@Mr_Kapowski: [types symptoms into WebMD]
WebMD: Eww. Gross.
@theoduscrane: I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, "I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."
@better_off_dad: Breaking: According to a study just released by the Vatican, 4 out of 5 nuns find sewing to be habit forming.
I'm not even sorry...
@Smooheed: Writing a personal ad. So far I have:
Has all own teeth
@StickyickyBuns: Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?
@RayfromCincy: Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar..
..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.