@HeyZeus666: Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it’s time to dispose of the boss’s body, they all pretend to be working.
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@Frankie_Val: Gay men aren't fags. Guys who do 70mph, on a suburban side street, in their second-rate sports cars are fags.
@wolfpupy: "i wouldnt be caught dead" someone throws a net over my dead corpse "gotcha!!" "noooo"
@bridger_w: If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"
@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.