@HeyZeus666: Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it’s time to dispose of the boss’s body, they all pretend to be working.
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@nice_mustard: ME ONLINE: all people deserve the same rights & quality of life ME IN TRAFFIC: I HOPE EVERYONE IN THIS MINIVAN GETS EATEN BY RABID BADGERS
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs and I didn't touch our phones at all during dinner. Mainly bc eating crab legs takes two hands, but still, it felt romantic-ish.
@KentWGraham: I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is.