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The Greek God of spelling errors.
@fro_vo: [first date]
Me: why isn't a boy ant called an uncle
Date: why isn't a girl praying mantis called a praying womantis
*we do it right there*
@Tmoney68: Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go.
@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@GrumpyBahr: Dr: I need a urine and stool sample.
Me: *hands him my underwear*
Me: Its all there.
@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.