@MikeBigby: u guys do know that when u say "frig" we ALL know what you mean? At this point u might as well just say "frog pig" its not even that bad
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@AbbieEvansXO: DARTH VADER: it's so hard to date when you're STORMTROOPER: ...an evil genocidal maniac? DV: I was going to say a single dad. You've made it awkward now
@thesulk: "Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?" "Can't. Scared." "Of the water?" "No. Palindromes."