@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?
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@iamspacegirl: Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.
@rolldiggity: I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, "Just diet and exercise, guys!"
@jonnysun: [normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
@MummsThaWord: Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant