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@seamusmckracken: The problem is, once you get the bear in a headlock, you’re going to have to let him go at some point and he’s going to be pissed.
@papasuncle: God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat.
@seandunn76: Ever notice how a piece of lint on a sheet can look like a scary insect? Unrelated, is anyone selling a mattress? Mine is on fire.