@mstern68: Uber is driving me to drink. Literally.
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@GerryDuggan: Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers.
@Deurb1: I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade...
@Maxine12333: Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair.
@sixfootcandy: My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me.