@RdrJay47: *Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*
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@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.
@Brianhopecomedy: And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in "Bath Time".
@primawesome: I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat.