@RdrJay47: *Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*
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@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
@buhsbaby_baby: Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.