@theshamingofjay: Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately.
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@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
@eXentRic_: Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ. Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
@michowl: I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’