@SamuelHlowe: Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body.
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@NurseSeymour: Hooking up with your ex is a great way to reassure yourself that dying alone wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
@PinkCamoTO: Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.