@abrosenthal: "Ugh I sent so many drunk carrier pigeons last night" -medieval millennials
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@TheBoydP: I can’t tell the difference between large, extra large and jumbo eggs. There, I said it.
@RoosterMustache: Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels
@KeetPotato: unstable person: "when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" stable person: "i look after the horses"