@FeelingMervis: UGH. When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs.
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@EliTerry: I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.
@SuperJuanderer: When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.
@HeyZeus666: Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
@LeonEarlgrey: They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug.