@NicCageMatch: Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this
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@Rachelnoise: My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can't get laid.