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@thenatewolf: Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring!

Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted

*pulls out seven layer dip*

Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming?  He’s so boring!

Don’t worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted 

*pulls out seven layer dip*

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