@bigmacher: Ugly sweater day at work. I'm wearing a new, really nice expensive sweater but walking around saying "ugh, please, this old thing."
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@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.
@ErinLea7: Found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself What Would Jesus Do? So I took it and turned it into wine.