@QwertyJones3: Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out.
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@ItsAndyRyan: First they came for the mime artists, and I said something, because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.
@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@Carbosly: I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."