@QwertyJones3: Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@markleggett: Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip.
@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@arandomhim: What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES
@kellyoxford: Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.