@QwertyJones3: Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out.
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@MollySneed: I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
@HannahAntics: 30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.