@rysox80: Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account.
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@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.
@novicefather: I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs.
@vornietom: When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me No