@DanMentos: uh oh
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@raniao2011: Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
@RadOrDie: Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.
@squirrel74wkgn: Cashier: Such a GREAT day...how's your weekend? Me: *slides tampons across counter* Cashier: Nevermind...