@419BillE: Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick
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@iamburtjarvis: "911, what's the emergency?" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router "calm down" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure
@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot
@AmberDonn: Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.