@JediGigi: Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots.
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@SortaBad: Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? "I'm not. that. innocent." *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*
@Underchilde: “There’s no use crying over spilt milk.” Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry.
@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
@TheGladStork: Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can "work from home", don't use air quotes.