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@weismanjake: "Um, thanks?" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting
@GuttaLikeNoOtha: One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo.
@JBusch260: "She loves me not..."
: Picks last petal :
"She LOVES ME!"
Flower: "...NOT! LOL nerd"
: Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :
@10InchesPlus: Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?
@LipLush1: Me: you married?
Me: your wife know about that?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you want to confuse a teen just ask them what the opposite of literally is.