@Cpin42: Umm..I don’t want to be “that inmate,” but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt.
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@natkaotic: So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse
@BuckyIsotope: Just beat Eminem 4000 straight times at musical chairs by playing "The Real Slim Shady" over and over.
@gwatts77: Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.
@hellominamoo: I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song