@Browtweaten: Undercover cop at a beauty salon: I've been made, over
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@AmateurIdiot: If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.
@NOTVIKING: date: i think my eyebrows are my worst feature me: [trying to compliment her] not true, you have many worse features
@awesomeseank: Evidently, trying to schedule parent/teacher conference over drinks and "we'll see what happens" is considered inappropriate.