@Browtweaten: Undercover cop at a beauty salon: I've been made, over
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@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
@serialmatrix: God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.
@TheBoydP: Me: If the sun has a finite life can we really save the planet? Wife: TAKE THE RECYCLING OUT!