@Browtweaten: Undercover cop at a beauty salon: I've been made, over
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@angibangie: Him: I love nerd girls Me: Cool! Did you know the human body can't feel water, only a change in temperature? Him: no. not like that.
@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats