@Mickey_McCauley: Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk.
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@JayUhOh: If you're out and you see a donkey, say "hey, come here donkey." He might not come but if he does, free donkey
@AndrewNadeau0: [3rd Date] *To myself* ok, you really like this girl. Just play it cool, detached. ME: I don't even care what season we get married in.