@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.
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@N0pantz: Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.
@iwearaonesie: trainer: Why are you here? everyone else: To get fit! me [with a mouthful of gummy bears] Mmfff
@patnspankme: People choosing to not hang their laundry out to dry anymore is why I'm having a hard time improving my wardrobe.