@Nofstnme: Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty.
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@timdonakowski: Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt.
@Beardson: I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min.
@weinerdog4life: Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate
@LoveNLunchmeat: [reading death threat] *shrugs* Anyone with spelling this bad would definitely botch a murder.