@Nofstnme: Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty.
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@preciousadidas: Biden: So here's the plan, I'll tackle him and you go in for the knockout Obama: Joe please. Biden: too far? Okay what about- Obama
@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier
@DaHess1: Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them.
@UrbanDouchebag: Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs.