@ItsAndyRyan: Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month.
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@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy
@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.