@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
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@ValeeGrrl: Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
@jamespianka: My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house.