@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
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@KentWGraham: I’m starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats.
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
@garrydavenport: "We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?" - people who named the fly.