@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
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@aidanjsears: ME: i'm nervous WIFE: don't be. just be confident [later] BOSS: so do you think you'd be right for the job ME: *confidently* no
@_sweet_ham: I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
@cambuslad: You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that.
@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.