@lilgapeach30: Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.
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@BradBroaddus: My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my "prospects" list.
@envydatropic: I'm buying a gallon of organic milk and now I don't know how to tell my family that I'm out of money for Christmas gifts
@fro_vo: Me: so what do you do Date: i'm a pharmacist Me: so farm assist like milking cows Date: no like drugs Me: oh Date: Me: how do u milk drugs