@lilgapeach30: Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.
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@garrydavenport: Next time my 5 y/o says "Daddy, guess what?", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years.
@SamGrittner: They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.
@SteveKoehler22: Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians.