@lilgapeach30: Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.
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@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.
@iGreenMonk: If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
@CrissySpeaks79: My 7 year old son told me "You're the most beautiful mommy ever!" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.