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@AlexvanBeek: Unless:

-The house is on fire
-The cops are about to kick down the door
-Or you're ordering food

Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet

Unless:

-The house is on fire
-The cops are about to kick down the door
-Or you’re ordering food

Do NOT talk to me while I’m on the toilet

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