@YourPrincess_L: Unless you are a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else.
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@girlontapas: People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints..
@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@Tmoney68: Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said "We do our business in your mouth" and I haven't stopped laughing.