@goodersuk74: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout
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@Alexclaimer: *walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself
@Rlpihl: First guy to invent a bread bowl was like "I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"