@ThisOneSayz: Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice.
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@UpDocInc: I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
@DaddyJew: 8: I want the new iPhone Me: you've never had a phone so you have to start with one of these 8: what's this? Me: 2 cans and a string
@KentWGraham: I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.