@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'

@dumbbeezie: "This is not working out." -My trainer, watching me work out

@Mr_Kapowski: The best part of Pitbull is he yells out "MR WORLDWIDE!," at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station

@SaltyCorpse: My daughter is one eye roll away from being sold to a traveling circus.

@markedly: Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason