@MarcusTheToken: Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open.
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@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.
@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. "It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.
@SciencePorn: The best thing about the Pluto image from NASA is the silhouette of Pluto the dog right on it.
@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough.