@MarcusTheToken: Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open.
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@Token_Geezer: It hurts? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. It doesn’t hurt? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. - Doctors
@SortaBad: Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around
@Thedudish: My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
@VelouriaDaze: *walks into lift* Guy: going down? Me: I'll need a first date for that. *silence* *doors open* Dammit Twitter!