@MarcusTheToken: Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open.
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@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@fart: no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh
@TheTweetOfGod: On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon.