@MarcusTheToken: Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open.
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@alextranquada: EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it